![]() 06/11/2015 at 16:10 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Drove to Manhattan today to meet up with a buddy. When I got near my destination, I had to pee the amount urine of a blue whale. Instead of finding street parking, I hopped into the closest parking garage and then met with my friend, then drove back.
$33 piss. Worth it.
![]() 06/11/2015 at 16:15 |
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It can get much more expensive than that haha
My cousin got kicked out of school after he was arrested for urinating in public (he’s an idiot)...
![]() 06/11/2015 at 16:16 |
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So you’re why parking garages always smell like piss?
![]() 06/11/2015 at 16:17 |
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Ouch.
I pissed publicly once in a foreign country... no one cared. I felt terrible for doing it though.
But when you gotta go, you gotta go.
![]() 06/11/2015 at 16:17 |
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![]() 06/11/2015 at 16:17 |
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No, I went to a Starbucks around the corner.
![]() 06/11/2015 at 16:21 |
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He got loans for that, right?
![]() 06/11/2015 at 16:24 |
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Nope, but he save some money and did 2 semesters at a community college and went back a year later
![]() 06/11/2015 at 16:24 |
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I do call him tinkles now though
![]() 06/11/2015 at 16:24 |
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I can’t count how many times McDonalds or Starbucks came to the rescue for a quick pee break.
![]() 06/11/2015 at 16:32 |
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Did you have to buy a cookie? I had to buy a cookie once to use their bathroom. Something something customers only.
![]() 06/11/2015 at 16:32 |
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Pissing on the math building was always a favorite tradition, but you do have to be discreet.!
![]() 06/11/2015 at 16:32 |
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No... it was pretty crowded in there so I could just sneak in there inconspicuously
![]() 06/11/2015 at 16:35 |
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Were you dressed in a Hipster costume? I was not. I think that’s why I was spotted.
![]() 06/11/2015 at 16:35 |
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Eh, I’ve been less than discreet about it on many occasions, but the difference between me and him is that I went to a private college and he went to state school. The consequences are different when campo has real power
![]() 06/11/2015 at 16:37 |
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No! Hipsters piss me off.
![]() 06/11/2015 at 17:32 |
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Over the past few years I went from being a camel to having a bladder the size of a pea - I have no clue why.
I’m scared shitless of peeing in public and getting caught and put on some sexual predator list.
![]() 06/12/2015 at 08:55 |
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fuck that , why not park outta town and use public transport?
![]() 06/12/2015 at 08:58 |
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1 - I hate public transportation
2 - I was actually goign to do that but the people I had to drop off with decided it was more important to talk on the phone at home than be on time for their train. I had to meet someone at a specific time and because of these stupid houseguests I had to drive in.
![]() 06/12/2015 at 09:00 |
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fair points.