The $33 piss

Kinja'd!!! "Nibby" (nibby68)
06/11/2015 at 16:10 • Filed to: None

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Drove to Manhattan today to meet up with a buddy. When I got near my destination, I had to pee the amount urine of a blue whale. Instead of finding street parking, I hopped into the closest parking garage and then met with my friend, then drove back.

$33 piss. Worth it.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > Nibby
06/11/2015 at 16:15

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It can get much more expensive than that haha

My cousin got kicked out of school after he was arrested for urinating in public (he’s an idiot)...


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Nibby
06/11/2015 at 16:16

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So you’re why parking garages always smell like piss?


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Patrick Nichols
06/11/2015 at 16:17

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Ouch.

I pissed publicly once in a foreign country... no one cared. I felt terrible for doing it though.

But when you gotta go, you gotta go.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Nibby
06/11/2015 at 16:17

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Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Takuro Spirit
06/11/2015 at 16:17

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No, I went to a Starbucks around the corner.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Patrick Nichols
06/11/2015 at 16:21

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He got loans for that, right?


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > TheHondaBro
06/11/2015 at 16:24

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Nope, but he save some money and did 2 semesters at a community college and went back a year later


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > TheHondaBro
06/11/2015 at 16:24

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I do call him tinkles now though


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Nibby
06/11/2015 at 16:24

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I can’t count how many times McDonalds or Starbucks came to the rescue for a quick pee break.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Nibby
06/11/2015 at 16:32

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Did you have to buy a cookie? I had to buy a cookie once to use their bathroom. Something something customers only.


Kinja'd!!! uofime-2 > Patrick Nichols
06/11/2015 at 16:32

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Pissing on the math building was always a favorite tradition, but you do have to be discreet.!


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Takuro Spirit
06/11/2015 at 16:32

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No... it was pretty crowded in there so I could just sneak in there inconspicuously


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > Nibby
06/11/2015 at 16:35

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Were you dressed in a Hipster costume? I was not. I think that’s why I was spotted.


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > uofime-2
06/11/2015 at 16:35

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Eh, I’ve been less than discreet about it on many occasions, but the difference between me and him is that I went to a private college and he went to state school. The consequences are different when campo has real power


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Takuro Spirit
06/11/2015 at 16:37

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No! Hipsters piss me off.


Kinja'd!!! sellphones2493 > Nibby
06/11/2015 at 17:32

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Over the past few years I went from being a camel to having a bladder the size of a pea - I have no clue why.

I’m scared shitless of peeing in public and getting caught and put on some sexual predator list.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Nibby
06/12/2015 at 08:55

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fuck that , why not park outta town and use public transport?


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > pip bip - choose Corrour
06/12/2015 at 08:58

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1 - I hate public transportation

2 - I was actually goign to do that but the people I had to drop off with decided it was more important to talk on the phone at home than be on time for their train. I had to meet someone at a specific time and because of these stupid houseguests I had to drive in.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Nibby
06/12/2015 at 09:00

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fair points.